Are you Golden?

How well do you know your good friend Shane?

It's time again to test your knowledge of your friend: Shane Tempest. Even if you hate him, you know him- but how well? Shane will buy the one with the most correct a Twinkie.

1. In high school Shane drove a Chrysler LeBaron with which of the following bumper stickers:


Proud Parent of a Union Middle School Honor student

Save our canyons

I'd rather be shopping

If hell freezes over, I'll ski there too




2. This common point brought Ryan and Shane together as friends in Mrs. Cooper's class:


Similar windsocks

Climbing

Julie Ann Granger

Jordan shoes with reflective tongues




3. Former Jazz superstar Kelly Tripucka and Shane Tempest have this unique thing in common:


Both have Frank Laydon's autograph

Both are subjects of printed photos with a sneak peak of their goods

Both have been to a party for Jared Fullmer

Both have shot Ryan Barker in the buttocks with a BB gun from short range




4. While teaching a lesson about Noah's ark, Shane was informed:


That Jared doesn't like crushed ice

The length of the ark was about the distance from Jordan High to Mt. Jordan Middle School

Sharks broke into the ark and ate one of the animals, causing them to become extinct

Noah didn't like crushed ice




5. Who was Shane's First real kiss?


Susie Jacobsen

Alix Lee

Jessica Vasquez

Kelly Nelson




6. On his mission, Shane had the unique opportunity to:


Spend a night in a castle

Spend a night with the sister missionaries

Spend a night in jail

Confuse Japanese people by speaking German to them




7. Mr. Scott, aka "Yoda" didn't like Shane because Shane:


Thought Bobby Hanson was better than Adrian Dantley

Was a better craftsman than him

Abused the T-squares

Tried to pass his brother's past woodwork as his own




8. It has been a life dream of Shane's to have a pet


Cat named Ernie

Dog named Gizmo

Owl named Stephen

Hamster named Harvey




9. Shane seems to develop a stutter when he discusses what state?


Mississippi

Texas

Tennessee

California




10. While others were working hard whip stitching for a single adult service activity, Shane dismissed himself to:


play Grand Theft Auto

play Mike Tyson's Punch-out

play Teton Hunting

play chess with The Fact




11. Shane hates which of the following:


POWERade

Pickles

The Bears

The word "panties"




12. Learning from a personal past disaster, Shane has a strict policy to never again:


Eat chalupas before playing basketball

Feed a mogwai after midnight

Ask out a girl who wears pointy shoes

Make chicken soft tacos with undercooked meat




13. In a high school boxing event in Ian May's back yard, Shane took on:


Steve Christensen

Jebber

Jason Briggs

Troy Cowin

Well done!